Friday, March 25, 2005
Everyone, everyone! Everyone in the break room! I brought treats!
Wow, Joanne. What've you got?
MG, they're cookies! I made cookies for everyone for today.
Oh, nice. Is it someone's birthday?
MG, they're for Good Friday, of course. I thought, well, if we have to be here, we might as well keep in mind what the day is all about. And I thought, now, Joanne, what would be a better way to do that? And then I realized, hand-cut cookies! Ta-da!
Look at that. Are they... lion heads?
Lions? MG, I'm surprised at you! Alana, take a look at these cookies and tell me what you see?
Oh, Joanne, they're adorable little Jesus faces.
That's right, thank you, dear. Why don't you go ahead and have the first one? I wasn't sure - you see it both ways - and I just got caught up in which hair color to go with, finally I said, Joanne, why not do both? Cover all the bases? So I made brown icing and blonde icing. They both taste the same, though. I ran out of Splenda, so I made them with Equal, so no worries about your Atkins, ladies!
Um, Joanne, can you cook with Equal? When it gets hot, doesn't it turn into --
MG, now you know this is a holiday about life. How could cookies that are about life possibly hurt anyone? You can have one even though you didn't understand what they were. That's okay. He would want you to have one anyway, too, and maybe it will even help you understand. Here you go. Ooops, the icing eyes got smooshed on this one. But I don't think He minds!
Wow, Joanne. What've you got?
MG, they're cookies! I made cookies for everyone for today.
Oh, nice. Is it someone's birthday?
MG, they're for Good Friday, of course. I thought, well, if we have to be here, we might as well keep in mind what the day is all about. And I thought, now, Joanne, what would be a better way to do that? And then I realized, hand-cut cookies! Ta-da!
Look at that. Are they... lion heads?
Lions? MG, I'm surprised at you! Alana, take a look at these cookies and tell me what you see?
Oh, Joanne, they're adorable little Jesus faces.
That's right, thank you, dear. Why don't you go ahead and have the first one? I wasn't sure - you see it both ways - and I just got caught up in which hair color to go with, finally I said, Joanne, why not do both? Cover all the bases? So I made brown icing and blonde icing. They both taste the same, though. I ran out of Splenda, so I made them with Equal, so no worries about your Atkins, ladies!
Um, Joanne, can you cook with Equal? When it gets hot, doesn't it turn into --
MG, now you know this is a holiday about life. How could cookies that are about life possibly hurt anyone? You can have one even though you didn't understand what they were. That's okay. He would want you to have one anyway, too, and maybe it will even help you understand. Here you go. Ooops, the icing eyes got smooshed on this one. But I don't think He minds!
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