Thursday, March 17, 2005
Knock, knock, knock, MG. It's your friendly neighborhood Tech Guy!
Oh! You startled me, banging on the back of my monitor.
Yes, ma'am, that's a trick best left to the professionals. Closed driver, professional track, like they say. Or, closed LAN, in this case. Heh. Sorry, a little techie humor, there.
Right.
Anyway, just wanted to give you the heads up that I'll be swinging by next week to change your computer over. Of course, I'll just bet you've already taken all that unauthorized software off your machine, eh? Ha, ha.
Why, yes. I did. Right after my meeting with H.R.
Yep, that's the way things usually shake out in these cases. You can't say Tech Guy didn't try to warn you, though!
Warn? You tried to extort--
Anyway, potato, potahto, eh? Water under the bridge now, like they say. You'll want to save any files you need, I'll be wiping your machine clean for the next person.
Next person?
Yep. Got the work order here. Says to set up an NEP. New Employee Protocol.
For where? What?
For your machine. So, guess you're moving on, eh?
Um, hmm. Are you sure it's my computer?
Got the work order and the serial number right here. See? Matches up with the bar code on your hard drive. So, see you next week!
Oh! You startled me, banging on the back of my monitor.
Yes, ma'am, that's a trick best left to the professionals. Closed driver, professional track, like they say. Or, closed LAN, in this case. Heh. Sorry, a little techie humor, there.
Right.
Anyway, just wanted to give you the heads up that I'll be swinging by next week to change your computer over. Of course, I'll just bet you've already taken all that unauthorized software off your machine, eh? Ha, ha.
Why, yes. I did. Right after my meeting with H.R.
Yep, that's the way things usually shake out in these cases. You can't say Tech Guy didn't try to warn you, though!
Warn? You tried to extort--
Anyway, potato, potahto, eh? Water under the bridge now, like they say. You'll want to save any files you need, I'll be wiping your machine clean for the next person.
Next person?
Yep. Got the work order here. Says to set up an NEP. New Employee Protocol.
For where? What?
For your machine. So, guess you're moving on, eh?
Um, hmm. Are you sure it's my computer?
Got the work order and the serial number right here. See? Matches up with the bar code on your hard drive. So, see you next week!
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