Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Hey, Vin, did you see that?
See what, chickadee? If you mean that beige wall over there, then yes. I see it and see it and see it all day long until it seeps into my brain and everything I look at turns into that same tea-stain beige, beige, beige.
Um, hm. It is very, um, beige. But, no. I mean the tech guy. Did you just see the computer tech guy?
I just saw the back of a balding head with a ponytail disappear around the beige, beige corner, if that's what you mean.
Yeah, that's him. But you didn't see him look at me?
No, just the back of his little head. But why wouldn't he look at you? That top is a teriffic color on you!
No, Vin, not like that. I looked up and he was just standing, like three cubicles over, kind of squinting at me. With his arms down. Like he was a gunslinger at high noon or something! When he saw me look up, he gave this slow kind of nod, then turned and walked away.
Random.
I know, right? What does it mean?
I don't know. Maybe there are too many conflict enhancers in your work space, so you're drawing a negative, fighty kind of energy toward you. You should get rid of anything sharp at your desk - scissors, paper cutters, tacks, and letter openers, and replace them with softer things, to attract gentler energy to you.
Huh. I'll, um, think about it, Vin. That would cut down on options if he tries to sneak up and stab me, though.
See what, chickadee? If you mean that beige wall over there, then yes. I see it and see it and see it all day long until it seeps into my brain and everything I look at turns into that same tea-stain beige, beige, beige.
Um, hm. It is very, um, beige. But, no. I mean the tech guy. Did you just see the computer tech guy?
I just saw the back of a balding head with a ponytail disappear around the beige, beige corner, if that's what you mean.
Yeah, that's him. But you didn't see him look at me?
No, just the back of his little head. But why wouldn't he look at you? That top is a teriffic color on you!
No, Vin, not like that. I looked up and he was just standing, like three cubicles over, kind of squinting at me. With his arms down. Like he was a gunslinger at high noon or something! When he saw me look up, he gave this slow kind of nod, then turned and walked away.
Random.
I know, right? What does it mean?
I don't know. Maybe there are too many conflict enhancers in your work space, so you're drawing a negative, fighty kind of energy toward you. You should get rid of anything sharp at your desk - scissors, paper cutters, tacks, and letter openers, and replace them with softer things, to attract gentler energy to you.
Huh. I'll, um, think about it, Vin. That would cut down on options if he tries to sneak up and stab me, though.
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