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MG! Sweet! You got Wings's office! Now we're neighbors!

Hey, Roger. Yep. Happy to say, it looks like we are. Til they figure out where they're going to put me, at least.

Would you be mine! Could you be mine! Won't you be, my neighbor!

What?

I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you, I've always wanted to live on the neighborhood! With you!

Ah, ha, Mister Rogers fan, eh? I watched that, too.

What do you mean?

That song. From Mister Rogers.

That song is not from Mister Rogers.

Sure it is. It's the theme song.

Uh, excuse me, MG, but that song is from Sesame Street.

No it's not, it's Mister Rogers. Mister Rogers' Neighborhood?

No, see? Big Bird sings it, to Oscar. Because it goes, Let's make a toast to the beautiful day, since we have feathers, we might as well say--

Roger, it's "Since we're together." Not "feathers."

Anyway, I'm sure it was Sesame Street. Because Big Bird and Oscar were neighbors. Mister Rogers was just one old guy. So why would he be singing about neighbors, all by himself? See? It doesn't make sense. Busted! This rocks. I can quiz you on a different song every day now that we're neighbors. Do you want to be Big Bird or Oscar?

Um…

I'm Big Bird! Ha! That means you have to be the grouch!

Eh, I'm okay with that. Neighbor.