Friday, April 15, 2005
Nina, good morning. She's here. She's here early. She must have come straight here instead of going to HR first like she was supposed to. What should I do with her?
Alana! You were supposed to have this straightened out. Did MG see her?
I don't know. I don't mean to bring up her punctuality issues, but since it's before 9:20, MG probably isn't even here yet.
Well, this situation is a little bit delicate and I'd appreciate it if it were handled with some sensitivity. HR was supposed to keep her there doing orientation til the afternoon! Damn. Well, put her somewhere.
Nina, I don't know where I can put her. All the cubicles are already assigned.
Alana, I can't figure everything out! I'm still on my first cup, for godsake!
Um, the procedure was really supposed to be that she go to HR. So, I don't know. If she doesn't follow the procedure, then, I don't know.
Well, what about that empty office? What's-his-name's. Next to Wonder Boy.
Robert's?
Yes. That. Just stick her in there for now and, I don't know. Is there some paperwork or something she can fill out?
I could give her a copy of the employee handbook to read?
Perfect. Fine. Go. Right away! I don't want MG running into her before she talks to the boss. Oh, but first, would you mind topping this off real quick, and adding just a touch of skim from the fridge? And one and a half packets of Splenda. They're in the drawer, hidden under the packets of soy sauce and mustard. But hurry!
Alana! You were supposed to have this straightened out. Did MG see her?
I don't know. I don't mean to bring up her punctuality issues, but since it's before 9:20, MG probably isn't even here yet.
Well, this situation is a little bit delicate and I'd appreciate it if it were handled with some sensitivity. HR was supposed to keep her there doing orientation til the afternoon! Damn. Well, put her somewhere.
Nina, I don't know where I can put her. All the cubicles are already assigned.
Alana, I can't figure everything out! I'm still on my first cup, for godsake!
Um, the procedure was really supposed to be that she go to HR. So, I don't know. If she doesn't follow the procedure, then, I don't know.
Well, what about that empty office? What's-his-name's. Next to Wonder Boy.
Robert's?
Yes. That. Just stick her in there for now and, I don't know. Is there some paperwork or something she can fill out?
I could give her a copy of the employee handbook to read?
Perfect. Fine. Go. Right away! I don't want MG running into her before she talks to the boss. Oh, but first, would you mind topping this off real quick, and adding just a touch of skim from the fridge? And one and a half packets of Splenda. They're in the drawer, hidden under the packets of soy sauce and mustard. But hurry!
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