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Is operation hook-up on, or is it on? Girls, I am so incredibly excited about this! I've only been here two weeks and I'm already doing my first good deed.

Joni, you are already such an awesome friend to MG.

Leah, it was your idea! You're the one who's an awesome friend. We're all awesome friends, if you think about it.

Well, I don't think she's an awesome friend. I don't think she's that awesome at all. I don't think she even deserves our help.

Alana, don't be like that. Me, you, and Joni have something totally amazing that MG doesn't have, and when you have something amazing like that--

You are so right, Leah. When you have an incredible fiance, like I do, or an incredible future fiance, like you two--

Yay!

I know, yay! When you're in love like we all are, you want everyone else to be in love, too, right? Don't you think, Alana?

You guys, I don't want to burst your bubble, but maybe there's a reason MG doesn't have a boyfriend.

Alana, not every guy needs to be with a really pretty girl, you know? I'm sure there's guys, or a guy, out there who would be fine with her, just the way she is. You know, if she started wearing a little makeup and did her hair a little more nicely. We just have to find him.

Well, not every girl even necessarily wants a guy, if you know what I mean. I don't think she's had a boyfriend in a really long time. I mean, a really long time. I don't mean to gossip…

Of course not! My boyfriend always says, "it's not gossiping if it's helping someone." So you're not! Why? What do you think?

Well, not to spread rumors, but I think the answer is really pretty obvious. I think she's, you know. A lesbian.

Ew, Alana. Why would she want to be a lesbian?

Yeah, ew. If she is, which I totally could not understand, but if she is, that makes it all the more important that we find her a man. She's probably just never been with the right guy, you know? Oh my god, you guys. It is so lucky I started working here.