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Thursday, May 12, 2005

Wha! Oh, Joanne, hi, you startled me!

Good morning MG! Somebody just wanted to say hi! You weren't afraid of Sugar, were you? She is only the most adorable wittle kitten in de whowe wide wawald. Yes she is! Oh yes she is! And she came to say hewwo to you! Yes she did!

No, I just, I just looked up and saw the poster wiggling in the door way and I just... sorry, Joanne. It's still early.

Early? I'm practically ready for lunch, I've been up so long. You get to be my age, and you just don't need sleep as much anymore. I wake up every morning right before it starts to get light out and I say to myself, I say, "Now, Joanne, could you use just a little more shut-eye?" And then I say, "Remember! Early out of bed is the way to get ahead!" Don't you just love that? I made a needlepoint pillow of it once for my niece. So she can see it first thing when she wakes up. I'm afraid she's more like you. Anyway, I just came by to help you brighten up your new space. And I thought to myself, now what does she really need in there? And then it's like Sugar just jumped up and told me herself. What's better than kittens to make an office a home?

Um, thanks, Joanne, but I...

So here she is to say hewwo to you! Listen, did you hear her? I think I heard her say she wants to stay in here! Yes she did! Sugar, is MG your new mommy?

Joanne, I don't think I'm going to hang any posters or anything. I'm not going to be in here too long.

Sugar! Did you hear that? Your new mommy doesn't love you! No, she doesn't! Mommy is a mean, mean mommy! She hates the cute, cute picture of the pretty, pretty kitty.

Joanne, I, I don't hate it. I just--

She's a baaaad mommy! Oh, don't cry, Sugar. MG, you're making Sugar cry!

Joanne, it's a poster, for chris-- oh, jeez. Okay. Thank you. I'll find a place for it.

Hurray! Oh, who's the happiest wittle kitty in the whole room? Who is it? Is it you, Sugar? Oh, yes it is! MG, you have so much wall space in here. I'll have to find you some other things to hang up, so Sugar isn't lonely.

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