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Hey, you fixed your AC! Not so cold in here anymore.

Ha. Good one, Jay. Come closer and say that.

What's wrong? Gosh, you're keeping it really warm in here, aren't you?

Yeah, I finally found the magical thermostat button that's been missing all this time and cranked it on up to malarial tropics. It's broken, Jay!

It's just off completely? It feels just like outside in here.

Worse. It's actually pumping out heat.

Can't you shut it off?

If I could shut it off--

Okay, okay. Sorry. Right. Yeah, no one would have it on like this on purpose. Can't you complain?

I did. They gave me a ticket number and said they'd be up between noon and five.

Can't you work someplace else til then?

Nah. They said I had to be here or the workman couldn't come in. For insurance reasons or something. So I have to wait.

Well, at least you can sweat off a few pounds!

Thanks, Jay.