Thursday, August 25, 2005
Joni, can I see your ID card?
Oh my god, Alana, my picture is horrible.
That's okay, just for a minute? And Leah, could I see yours, too?
Oh, Alana, I hate this picture! I had them retake it like five times and finally the lady got all pissed at me? Like, um, it's your job to take a good picture in the first place, so don't get pissed at me because you can't do your job right? And when I went home and showed it to my boyfriend, he thought it didn't even look like me. He was like, "Leah, that does not even look like you." And --
Leah, can I just see the ID for a sec? Thanks. That's fine, you guys. That's what I thought. Everybody's is totally regulation.
Regulation?
Everybody has a nice, normal little head right in the middle. Except some people need to show off how different they are by getting their face gigantic on the card. I'm going to suggest that in the future they stick to the guidelines better. The employee ID card is not the place for self-expression.
Oh my god, Alana. You are so right. It so isn't.
Oh my god, Alana, my picture is horrible.
That's okay, just for a minute? And Leah, could I see yours, too?
Oh, Alana, I hate this picture! I had them retake it like five times and finally the lady got all pissed at me? Like, um, it's your job to take a good picture in the first place, so don't get pissed at me because you can't do your job right? And when I went home and showed it to my boyfriend, he thought it didn't even look like me. He was like, "Leah, that does not even look like you." And --
Leah, can I just see the ID for a sec? Thanks. That's fine, you guys. That's what I thought. Everybody's is totally regulation.
Regulation?
Everybody has a nice, normal little head right in the middle. Except some people need to show off how different they are by getting their face gigantic on the card. I'm going to suggest that in the future they stick to the guidelines better. The employee ID card is not the place for self-expression.
Oh my god, Alana. You are so right. It so isn't.
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