Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Joni, this is so annoying.
What happened, Leah?
Because of all these hurricanes, there are all these names that I can't even consider for when me and my boyfriend have a baby.
Oh my god! You're having a baby?
Not now. But I'm sure we will. His ex-wife-slash-still-current-wife-slash-ho-bag is giving birth soon to lord knows whose baby, so he'll probably want to think about having his own soon after that, right? And then there's all these names that we totally can't use! They should name hurricanes after, like, Chinese names or Mexican names or something. Then nobody would have to worry about it.
What happened, Leah?
Because of all these hurricanes, there are all these names that I can't even consider for when me and my boyfriend have a baby.
Oh my god! You're having a baby?
Not now. But I'm sure we will. His ex-wife-slash-still-current-wife-slash-ho-bag is giving birth soon to lord knows whose baby, so he'll probably want to think about having his own soon after that, right? And then there's all these names that we totally can't use! They should name hurricanes after, like, Chinese names or Mexican names or something. Then nobody would have to worry about it.
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