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Oh my god, you guys, what is up with all those piles of trash by the elevators?

I know, Leah, I saw that! I held my breath when I walked by, because I was afraid they were going to stink!

Joni, they don't stink. If they stank, we could smell them from here.

I know, but it looks like huge piles of trash bags!

I know it does, but it's like, rags, or something.

You guys, it's not trash. It's donations.

Donations? Alana, what are you talking about?

Didn't you guys get the email? It's donations, for the hurricane. It's part of our corporate responsibility program. It makes the company look really good when we all give stuff away.

Oh.

And it, you know, helps people. So if you guys have any old clothes or anything that you don't wear anymore, or, Leah, that don't fit anymore, you should totally bring them in tomorrow. The whole company is having a contest and it goes by weight. So if you have anything heavy, definitely bring it.

O-kay, Alana. Thanks-bye. Oh my god, Joni, did you hear that? Did you? What did she mean by that? What did she mean, "That don't fit you anymore?" Is she saying I'm fat? Because my boyfriend says I am perfect just the way I am.

Leah, you are so not fat. Seriously.