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MG, I think I know how to solve the thirteenth floor question.

Roger, there's not really a question. I've been trying to tell you, when they built older buildings--

Seriously, check this out. It's so simple. I don't know why I didn't think of it before. Just check the employee handbook!

The employee handbook?

Yeah! I looked at the last one and there was nothing on it--

Imagine that.

But I bet the newest edition has something about it!

Huh.

So, can I have a copy of the new one?

There's a new one? Roger, you're asking me?

Yeah! Come on, MG, you can slip me one. I won't tell.

Roger, why would I be able to give you a new employee handbook? I don't know anything about the employee handbooks, old, new or otherwise.

Okay, very funny, MG.

I can hardly think of anything less funny than the employee handbook, Roger.

Just one, MG. I don't need a whole box. I'll give it back if you want.

Roger, what on earth makes you think I have a new copy of the employee handbook?

A new copy? MG, I know you don't think I'm a genius, but I'm not blind.

You're making less sense than usual.

You've had like 50 boxes of the new employee handbooks sitting in here forever.

I’ve what?

Hello? That huge pile of boxes? That I wanted to borrow to make a fort out of in July and you said no? You don’t have to pretend that you forgot what they are just to get out of lending me one.

Roger, are you saying you know what those boxes are?

Who’s not making sense now, MG?

How do you know what the boxes are, Roger?

Duh, because the delivery guy came from the publishing house that day and tried to deliver them to Alana, and she said she didn’t have time to deal with it, so she told me to just have the guy dump them in your office and—

Roger, these were supposed to go to Alana?

Yup. But she was like, “Where am I supposed to put all those boxes in this little cubicle?” So I just showed him where your office was and—

That is amazing.

Well, I think it’s amazing that you won’t even let me look at one.

Roger, you can have one. You can have ten. In fact, how about I take you to lunch today?

Well, me and Jay are going to Hooters for wings today.

Fine. Hooters it is. On me.

Sweet! MG, I didn’t know you cared so much about the employee handbook.

Roger, I fucking love the employee handbook.