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MG, come on, it's time!

Time, Roger?

For the meowmorial! Ha, get it? That was an awesome one. I don't know how she thought of that. So, let's go! What did you bring?

Bring?

You know, the invitation said to bring something to honor Frankles.

Oh, god. I didn't get that far on the invite.

Well, I brought a toy that my own cat used to love. See? It's a little metal wind-up spider that jumps around. OJ used to go totally crazy chasing it around.

What happened to... OJ?

Actually, she choked on the spider.

That one?

Yup. It was totally the worst. I, like, pulled it out of her throat. But...

Ew, Roger! Um, Roger? Are you okay?

Yeah. Sure. It's... aw, dude! I don't know if I can make it through this thing! It just brings back too many memories, you know? I always get choked up.

But you were all, 'dead cat samurai!' and all that.

Yeah, that was kind of awesome, right? Totally shows, you just never know when these things are going to come back and hit you. Alright, let's get out there and be strong for Joanne, right?

Um, right.